The "Movie Stop Twilight Release "Party"" Review

I dragged Meghan last night to monkey Speak at the Flying Monkey. She had to sit through a few people reading poetry and short stories and even a few performance pieces for 2 hours. To pay her back, I accompanied her to the release party for the third Twilight movie hosted by Moviestop. If you are not familiar with Twilight, its about sparkly vampires. You can see a really good overview here >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA&feature=related

I really can't "review" the "party." But since I am truly biased against Twilight, I will list the minutes of last night's "party" shown by a log that I kept on my phone throughout the night.

11:07pm I'm literally about to walk into a Twilight release party at Movie Stop. If I die here amidst fanboys and fangirls at least no one can say I didn't love my wife.

11:10 I show up and the other married guy from Or The Children's Crusade is here haha

11:12 The two guys who didn't know it was a Twilight release party just walked in. They should be at a Kid Rock release party.

11:22 There are two fellows working that are tot obvi team jacob cause they have long hair. One has blue eye shadow and the other is a sleeveless tee sporting a tribal tatoo despite it being below 40 outside

11:28 Snagged Mug Rootbeer to watch trivia and wash down the funny taste in my mouth...

11:30 Someone just yelled "Jacob Sucks."

11:40 Some kid just recombed his combover. I hate Rockstar energy drinks

11:48 The wife just preordered the movie so I can catch all of the exciting details

11:58 the raffle for the broken cardboard dvd rack started off awkwardly

12:38am Convo about family guy. best part of the night. just realized its tomorrow and I'm still here. Worst part of the night.

12:41 Some lady just walked by yelling about Pepto Bismol

12:44 called out for being a Twilight newb or a "Twi-soft"

12:48 Got Toy Story 3 silly bands . . . for free!

1:10 at home, Meghan opens her dvd case to find 2 special features discs and no movie . . . uh-oh

That last part about sums up the whole deal, for me at least.